assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

facts-i-just-made-up:

barkbarkbark:

officialfrenchtoast:

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart
Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.
Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.
Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

thank u photography side of tumblr

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? DARKNING? THAT’S NOT EVEN SPELLED CORRECTLY, AND THE LINK TAKES YOU TO WING COMMANDER’S WIKIPEDIA PAGE.Also, Lewis Carroll died of influenza. Jesus H. Christ.

I assure you that the post on Darkning is extremely well researched and spelled correctly and absolutely real. Furthermore, Lewis Carroll (The Pseudonym for Charles Ludwig Dawson) is well known to have died of Darkning just prior to writing Alice in Wonderland.
Seriously, before you confront posters about their well informed lessons in science, do your research and just watch the Carl Sagan video.

facts-i-just-made-up:

barkbarkbark:

officialfrenchtoast:

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

thank u photography side of tumblr

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? DARKNING? THAT’S NOT EVEN SPELLED CORRECTLY, AND THE LINK TAKES YOU TO WING COMMANDER’S WIKIPEDIA PAGE.
Also, Lewis Carroll died of influenza. Jesus H. Christ.

I assure you that the post on Darkning is extremely well researched and spelled correctly and absolutely real. Furthermore, Lewis Carroll (The Pseudonym for Charles Ludwig Dawson) is well known to have died of Darkning just prior to writing Alice in Wonderland.

Seriously, before you confront posters about their well informed lessons in science, do your research and just watch the Carl Sagan video.

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

will-and-hannibal:

Peter is back in Shiizakana and he’s got a mouse but also velcro shoes I am both happy and very worried (x)

I hope he’s getting some proper help, not “chilton” help.

lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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princeowl:

zeroing:

Beth Cavener Stichter

every time i see pictures of this sculpture i wonder why people crop out the best part

BOTH THESE GOATS ARE POPPIN ROCK SOLID BONERS 

princeowl:

zeroing:

Beth Cavener Stichter

every time i see pictures of this sculpture i wonder why people crop out the best part

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BOTH THESE GOATS ARE POPPIN ROCK SOLID BONERS 

I don’t want to be perceived as a threat.

slavocracy:

one thing i really like about myself is how im the greatest person alive

missvoltairine:

One time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.

Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like “making love to mother earth” and it changed his life etc.

needless to say we all called him “bogfucker” behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.

Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I’m like, ok, that’s weird, but at least they aren’t fucking a bog and then  making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.