had me a blast
dick in my ass
when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”
one thing i really like about myself is how im the greatest person alive
One time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.
Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like “making love to mother earth” and it changed his life etc.
needless to say we all called him “bogfucker” behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.
Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I’m like, ok, that’s weird, but at least they aren’t fucking a bog and then making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.